Every child in school told a joke to their class and the winner from each class performed in our special assembly. Here are the winning jokes!
Jack Hawes- Blue Class- What do you call two robbers?
.....A pair of knickers!
Eva Rezaie- Red Class- Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
......Because she will let it go!
Henry Pembroke- Lilac Class- What do you call a donkey with three legs?
....A Wonkey!
Ruby Veitch- Purple Class- Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
...Because it has really smelly feet!
Mia Allison- Pink Class- Why did Rudolph have a red nose?
....Because it was red nose day!
Harry Backhouse- Turquoise Class- What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll?
...People keep ripping me off!
Lucas Furniss- Green Class- How do you make a tissue dance?
...You put a little boogie in it!
Harley Penny- Yellow Class- What do you call James Bond in the bath?
...Bubble 07
Seb Oxley- Orange Class- What's invisible and smells of bananas?
...Monkey burps!
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